A rape whistle

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Radio for the deaf

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A car whose motor turns itself off after a fatal crash, to save gas. Moral: And Ultimate Marvel vs Crapcom 3: Unless you have hyper ADHD the game will end in a flash.

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The check box that says "i have read and agree to the terms of service"

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Taco Bell "money savers edition" Eh? El containo el real meato de burro hay hay hay! y el Chiguagua ay au au au mata no! No el Afraido of el tryo el meato de misterio! AYAYAYAYAY! Not even we knows who it is! Dog, Donkey, "accidental", fresh wild cat straight from the streets, what more can you wish for (with your salary eh? Know what I mean?) dog-crap for the children, they wont notice, its the same shit everyone gets at McDonalds anyways! I mean okay they serve horsecrap but whats the difference anyways? Morales: Chicken of the cave and chicken of the ground available at half price if you have watched a certain sequAl.

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a suitcase to hold your suitcase

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A secretary goldfish

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A cup that can't hold anything.

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A solar flashlight.

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Blue paint

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A windshield froster (as opposed to a defroster)

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Easy pop bubble wrap

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AIDS

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A gas powered turtle neck sweater

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ARGGGGG! I POST FAILED! Moral: C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!! ULTRAAAAAAAAAAAAA COMBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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pointlessinventions.com

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lead kite

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this website

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Spaghetti Shaped Like Ravioli.

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Cold fire

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50 shades of grew e.g. porn.

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This site.

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UUU- Unununium. "Uses: No uses known"

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Alcohol that makes you sober.

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!