Guy: I want you for much more than just sex baby, I mean in fact I dont even want you for it unless you want! Girl: Really? Uh, why? Guy: I can suck my own turkey. Moral: Ugh... Geeks and Yoga, kill em with Yoga fire (you relax, go into a deep state of mind, and then apparently you yell it while blowing outwards, the details are a bit fuzzy)

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religion

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Paper pan

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The snuggie

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Government

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Cheeseburgers that cats can actually eat.

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educational televison

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A switch that turns itself off.

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Air guitar hero

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The View

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Rebecca Black

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rifle that shoots lint

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A cookbook for preparing babies ages 2-3

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TV curtains

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A cloning machine that only does one body part at a time.

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braille e-reader

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Tracksuit bottoms for people with no legs

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Michel Teló. "Nossa, nossa, assim você me mata" F*** you!

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I WANT TO KILL THE HOTTEST PERSON ALIVE… BUT SUICIDE IS A CRIME! Collection of Attitude WhatsApp Status

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weight gain pills

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A wheelchair with pedals

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A lock for shops that are open 24 hours a day

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Caffeine injected sleeping pills.

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Rolls-Royce Trent powered hairdryer

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!