Pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes

bryans face

Eight different brands of the same f*cking soda.

President, George Bush.

A smoke alarm that goes off only when there is no fire, and stops when there is one. --though it might technically work, it would be so not worth it.

low fat anti-anoerxia pills

Water Proof Note Cards

a Time machine that traps you into past or future

billiards ball. but any other "round" object as well.

samba and brazilian carnival .....i'am brazillian and i can tell that it realy sucks nobody wants to hear samba its is just noise like funk ¬¬' (don't bother about the bad english here i'am one of the best's)

a braille picture book

Dissolving Toilet Paper

a penis that can't ejaculate

People like you...oh wait, it's already invented!

Another Justin Beiber Invention joke.

pixle *for censoring porn*

Diet goose fat

Take away "To go"

Catholic kid with no genetalia.

MP3 Players for deaf people.

Curry scented deodorant

Edible Crazy Glue

Steam powered dehumidifier

Charlie Sheen

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!