invisible paint

rechargeable solar pannels

Toilet paper sheets that don't line up properly

A cell phone charger that only works when cell phone is fully charged.

School.

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Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

a book one how to read for people who can't read

A country-border protection system that is so effective that not even a hang-glider can pass trough without getting shot, yet which allows three fucking jumbo jets filled with terrorists and victims to pass trough and start a war that... Nuff said.

blankets that make you cold.

re-usable condom

A "How To Type" website.

This site

A one size fits all hat.

Ugly Girls & Fat Girls

Tissues that don't clean up seman

The iPad.

glasses-less mode on youtube 3D

iPods for the Deaf

concrete car

Slutty Dorothy Gale Costume

country restrictions for buying digital products. no wonder piracy prevails.

origami shield and sword

chest hair extensions for women

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!