A machine that makes pointless invention jokes

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A switch that turns itself off.

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Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

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A flashlight used only on the sun

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fat people

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left handed steering wheels.

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Solar Powered Glow in the Dark Sunglasses

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A cellphone battery decharger

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The Game

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A one size fits all hat.

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Non-flushable toilet

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Apple, and anything Apple. Way overrated and overpriced and you cant do a lot with them.

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Stick shift with braille.

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Smiley face stickers

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A back pocket in your undies.

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C0ck flavored popsicles

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Obama.

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Terms Of Service

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I WANT TO KILL THE HOTTEST PERSON ALIVE… BUT SUICIDE IS A CRIME! Collection of Attitude WhatsApp Status

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Drugs.

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concrete car

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Microsoft paint

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Ice cream that EVAPORATES befor you even lick it

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!