fat is the new dog

educational televison

the condom in your dads wallet the morning after you were conceived

Day-vision sunglasses.

mascott for AIDS, the kool AIDS man

Chocolate milk without chocolate

Poor Dora doesn't know that Swipper is actually border patrol.

A glass hammer

vagina and virginia

water proof candles

CuddleUppets, PillowPets, Snuggies, all blanket/pillow things you see in infomercials.

A chocolate flavoured rectal thermometer

a support group addict support group

1 inch walking stick

Pencil duller Like a pencil sharpener but it just dulls

An interactive clock with arms and legs and also a top hat as well that walked like a human and followed you around throughout your day of activities and screeched the time every .8 minutes

Non alcoholic tasted alcohol.

Solar-powered torch

selena gomez

Horsehead Network

A circle

A video game on how to play video games.

Solar powered flashlight.

Scientific notation.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!