Condom that gives you STD's

mac

burned ice

Solar Powered Flashlight

Day-vision sunglasses.

Canada.

Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

A flashlight used only on the sun

Temperature-controlled Thermometers

paradoxes

a house with no doors

re-usable condom

Dehydrated water.

Microsoft Windows

A "How To Type" website.

Lumpy tray.

A drowning fish.

Covered Airports

Convertible submarine

ARGGGGG! I POST FAILED! Moral: C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!! ULTRAAAAAAAAAAAAA COMBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

My lifes????????????????????????????

magnum condoms

an invisable house!

A one size fits all hat.

Pointless Inventions

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