jordan hickey

A chocolate teapot

medications with side-effects.

a microphone that doesn't let you talk

Alarm clocks for the deaf

Canada.

colorless crayons.

See-through glass.

an infinite resource maker fust put watever you want on one side the same thing comes out repeat

Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

A flashlight used only on the sun

a house with no doors

A machine that tells everyone what your are thinking

A chocolate teapot.

Dehydrated water.

Covered Airports

Dehydrated Water - Just add water

magnum condoms

Ugly Girls & Fat Girls

A restaurant that doesn't serve food. You order, pay, then leave.

Brainfuck who the fuck actually uses that?

School for the retarded .

The "View Terms of Service" link on this website.

Obama

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