Helicopter ejector seat

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Squarepants

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Glass hammer

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A chocolate teapot.

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Invisible tattoos

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The dislike button on a Smosh video

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Surgical mittens.

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A see through eye patch.

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A wired remote

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A holiday where we paint eggs and pretend that a giant rabbit will give us chocolate because Jesus died.

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Thumbs up if you hate Obama.

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A backwards robe. Or a blanket with sleeves Oh wait... that's just a snuggie...

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A black highlighter

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BOTTLED WATER!!

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The Annoying Orange -Heeeeeeey, Apppppple!

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Non alcoholic tasted alcohol.

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bureaucracy

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medications with side-effects.

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A water proof sponge

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ugly people

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Apparently, the spork! Moral: Where the hell are my red thumbs?!?!?

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miscarriages

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Hallucinations

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A rape whistle

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!