Surgical mittens.

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Hallucinations

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A book on how to read.

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A see through eye patch.

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Taylor Swift

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A wired remote

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A car whose motor turns itself off after a fatal crash, to save gas. Moral: And Ultimate Marvel vs Crapcom 3: Unless you have hyper ADHD the game will end in a flash.

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A diesel engined Formula One racing car

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Bladeless fans... oh wait .

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Arrow to the knee jokes

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Tumble dryer that cant come into contact with water

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Thumbs up if you hate Obama.

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Terms of Service.

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Tissues that don't clean up seman

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Invisible car tires

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BOTTLED WATER!!

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A leadless lead pencil

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Purple Onions

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an airbag that inflates 5 minutes after impact

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Non alcoholic tasted alcohol.

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bureaucracy

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Helicopter ejector seat

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Pens that can write underwater

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Squarepants

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!