Powdered water. Just add water.

Your face.

Diet Water

The Gooch

A solar-powered flash light.

laws

A book with 10 steps on how to solve a paradox

Alarm clocks for the deaf

Invisible tattoos

A refrigerated winter coat.

50 shades of gray

Silk spiderweb pants knitted by the elves.

Every Holden Motor Car

Black highlighter.

Humans

free stuff that costs money

Jewish Christmas stockings

Taco Bell "money savers edition" Eh? El containo el real meato de burro hay hay hay! y el Chiguagua ay au au au mata no! No el Afraido of el tryo el meato de misterio! AYAYAYAYAY! Not even we knows who it is! Dog, Donkey, "accidental", fresh wild cat straight from the streets, what more can you wish for (with your salary eh? Know what I mean?) dog-crap for the children, they wont notice, its the same shit everyone gets at McDonalds anyways! I mean okay they serve horsecrap but whats the difference anyways? Morales: Chicken of the cave and chicken of the ground available at half price if you have watched a certain sequAl.

Peppermint flavored eye drops.

Censored Porn

A "buy one get one free" coupon for something that's free.

A windshield froster (as opposed to a defroster)

Immoral? You a copycat or my nemesis? Kill myself? Assisted suicide? What are you typing about? No really, I want to know Moral MAN The Friendly R*pist: What would the point behind killing the most pointless man in the world be? And dont lie to me son! Justin Bibgirl might grow a pair one day, but he will never become a man.

High-altitude underground aircraft.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!