a suitcase to hold your suitcase

Spife. Spoon + Knife

Self-flattening paper

Stationary navigation assistant

New rhythmic gymnastics item: 16lb bowling balls

The Internet

An alarm clock for the deaf.

solar powered flaslight

Safety scissors. No seriously, you can't cut shit with them.

A secretary goldfish

A blunt fork

knife that can cut itself

I can`t believe its not sh*t flavored brown butter... Moral: It made me laugh XD Still just read it in some skinny black guy`s voice with an attitude.

The Braille Book Store

School

mascott for AIDS, the kool AIDS man

A coupon for scissors that you have to cut out.

Sugar free sugar

charcoal operated battery electric-powered generator LPG operated cellphone human-powered helicopter

Lubricated Sandpaper

The fact that people write why instead of y and you instead of u.

Marathon runs for town guards that took an arrow to the knee. Moral: Only those that used to be ex-adventurers like you may apply.

Homework

When you see it!

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!