hitler

A gun that turns people into zombies. It was made during a zombies apoalypse

The Gooch

My life.

a microphone that doesn't let you talk

A wired remote

Temperature-controlled Thermometers

Quality Apple products.

fireproof matches-smokey bear approved

this website

a machine that eats fart and almost do anything stupid then you know its copying you.

Taco Bell "money savers edition" Eh? El containo el real meato de burro hay hay hay! y el Chiguagua ay au au au mata no! No el Afraido of el tryo el meato de misterio! AYAYAYAYAY! Not even we knows who it is! Dog, Donkey, "accidental", fresh wild cat straight from the streets, what more can you wish for (with your salary eh? Know what I mean?) dog-crap for the children, they wont notice, its the same shit everyone gets at McDonalds anyways! I mean okay they serve horsecrap but whats the difference anyways? Morales: Chicken of the cave and chicken of the ground available at half price if you have watched a certain sequAl.

A tree that looked dead all year

A car with triangular prism wheels

Rebrella Umbrella but gets you twice as wet.

A "buy one get one free" coupon for something that's free.

AIDS

Allergenic pills

Floppy Drive

Build-A-Bear

UUU- Unununium. "Uses: No uses known"

Cold fire

Snooki

A pedal wheelchair... :D

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