Banana flavoured apples

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This site. Saddest, most unfunny pile of shite I've ever read...

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A holiday where we paint eggs and pretend that a giant rabbit will give us chocolate because Jesus died.

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anti- Hitler vests

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Urine flavored breath mints

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Homework

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A solar flashlight.

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Lady Gaga

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Australian French Fries

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Grammatically incorrect 'filler' phrases and cliched words: 1. kinda like 2. sort of (pronounced sud'v) 3. You know (pronounce y'know) 4. I'm like.... 5. Weird Can often be heard uttered by ignoramuses in one sentence. ie: "I'm like 'hello'?. It was kind-a-like, sort of... weird...... y'know what I mean?

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Alarm that goes off when there should be a moment of silence

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The "View Terms of Service" link on this website.

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math

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pixle *for censoring porn*

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Invisible Stop sign

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Helicopter ejector seat

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a pedal-powered wheel chair

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Toilet paper sheets that don't line up properly

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A book with 10 steps on how to solve a paradox

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A solar powered bedside lamp.

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Silk spiderweb pants knitted by the elves.

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Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

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Convertible submarine

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Every Holden Motor Car

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!