LIES! LIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!! Moral: A great spork is a amazing invention headless network!

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the power to develop allergies at whim

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A bladeless sword

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ugly people

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today i was humping my bed and i didnt realize my creepy aunt was watching. FML......................................................... o wait what site is this again?? o............. nevermind......

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Prostate Cancer Awarness Buttplugs

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porcelain contact lens

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Fireproof logs.

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A car that uses molten gold for fuel instead of gasoline.

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porn subtitles

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Instant water

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diabetes

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Light-proof glass.

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Pepper scented tissue

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glow-in-the-dark flashlight

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Captcha

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Condom

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chocolate toothpaste

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Twitter

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The phrase "... but then i took an arrow to the knee"

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half-penny coin

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babies

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.01 inch binder. To keep that paper organized.

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THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!