Salt flavored pepper.

knife that can cut itself

I can`t believe its not sh*t flavored brown butter... Moral: It made me laugh XD Still just read it in some skinny black guy`s voice with an attitude.

mascott for AIDS, the kool AIDS man

A flower with no petals

charcoal operated battery electric-powered generator LPG operated cellphone human-powered helicopter

Lubricated Sandpaper

tricycle training wheels

Spife. Spoon + Knife

Homework

Sweat-scented deodorant.

A machine that writes pointless superpowers but can only be activated by a weird Japanese person that has a dog wearing a mask and Pokemon with penises.

a bunker with glass doors

a machine that doesn't point

The Internet

Recyclable toilet paper. - Anonymous

a high tech device that lets you read this sentence

air conditioned condom

A glass Iphone case.

Safety scissors. No seriously, you can't cut shit with them.

A bladeless sword

color blind bomb rigger

A secretary goldfish

A blunt fork

Pointless Inventions

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