A secretary goldfish

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Instant water

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A gun that explodes when you pull the trigger

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Spork

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Cold fire

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a bunker with glass doors

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neon invisibilty cloak

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Skin proof lotion

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a penis extender for women

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Vevo (youtube users kno wuts up)

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Flammable Extinguisher

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an umbrella for a ciggerete on a rainy day

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A paint by numbers coloring book for blind people.

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Non-toxic poison

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air conditioned condom

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a cubed bowling ball

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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A box that is self conscious and wishes it wasn't a box

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Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

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Justin Beibers penis

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A wheel that will engage its breaks if the car rolls more than 5 meters to stop it from rolling away

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Pepper covered kleenex

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Bulletproof Blackboard.

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an ink-less Biro

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!