a chuck norris-sized bed (he doesn't sleep, he waits)

Fake Soil made out of dirt

porn subtitles

tanks with glass sunroofs= awesome lifestyle

invisible paint

water proof candles

Taco Bell "money savers edition" Eh? El containo el real meato de burro hay hay hay! y el Chiguagua ay au au au mata no! No el Afraido of el tryo el meato de misterio! AYAYAYAYAY! Not even we knows who it is! Dog, Donkey, "accidental", fresh wild cat straight from the streets, what more can you wish for (with your salary eh? Know what I mean?) dog-crap for the children, they wont notice, its the same shit everyone gets at McDonalds anyways! I mean okay they serve horsecrap but whats the difference anyways? Morales: Chicken of the cave and chicken of the ground available at half price if you have watched a certain sequAl.

diabetes

a health and safety no slip slid for kids ( there's one at my local family center!!!)

Reusable Toilet Paper

canned bread

Cranes. You can't build one without one.

A flashlight driven by sunenergy

Spork

Saltwater

A gun that explodes when you pull the trigger

see through nuclear powered vibrating dildo

square tires

Stupid People

maths for retards

Paper mâché bike helmets

A talent power karaoke machine.

Those pointless people who say 'Justin Bieber' thinking that they are God. I'm sorry, your nothing but shit.

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