An asshole on your ellbow.

Chocolate skittles.

death

Drawings on toilet paper

An analogue clock without hands.

Inflatable anchor..

50 shades of gray

cucumbers. 98% water, 2% crap taste.

Lubricated Sandpaper

Steve Jobs,why did cry for him? did he gave you Iphone?

ugly girls

An airbag

Taco Bell "money savers edition" Eh? El containo el real meato de burro hay hay hay! y el Chiguagua ay au au au mata no! No el Afraido of el tryo el meato de misterio! AYAYAYAYAY! Not even we knows who it is! Dog, Donkey, "accidental", fresh wild cat straight from the streets, what more can you wish for (with your salary eh? Know what I mean?) dog-crap for the children, they wont notice, its the same shit everyone gets at McDonalds anyways! I mean okay they serve horsecrap but whats the difference anyways? Morales: Chicken of the cave and chicken of the ground available at half price if you have watched a certain sequAl.

vagina and virginia

money shredder

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

High heels that are like shoes

Spife. Spoon + Knife

Unscented Perfume

Cleverbot. The name's so misleading.

Breakaway Condoms.

Sick Pills that make you sick

Condom

Allergenic pills

Pointless Inventions

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