quiet alarm clock.

An analogue clock without hands.

Scented Trashbags . TF ?

washable Sharpie

Sugar free sugar

American Idol on DVD

water proof candles

A clock in Morse code

birth control for necrophiliacs

SPAGHETTI so chris doensnt die from shoving it in his arse repeatedly

The sperm your father shot into your mom nine months before you got born! BURN!

A tree that looked dead all year

Windows Vista

two sided toilet paper with tape on one side

condoms for masturbation

Immoral? You a copycat or my nemesis? Kill myself? Assisted suicide? What are you typing about? No really, I want to know Moral MAN The Friendly R*pist: What would the point behind killing the most pointless man in the world be? And dont lie to me son! Justin Bibgirl might grow a pair one day, but he will never become a man.

Concrete life jacket

A gun that has a flag saying, "bang!"

Easy Rip Condoms. Makes Baby Making Easy.

A ball

Religion

K-Pop

Idiots

Shampoo for bald people.

Pointless Inventions

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