Women's Rights

Non-alcoholic beer

A sword that melts in combat

machine that turns the inventor into shit

A Bullet Train from Dehli to Bombay..... hang on tightly!

Facebook.

Grammatically incorrect 'filler' phrases and cliched words: 1. kinda like 2. sort of (pronounced sud'v) 3. You know (pronounce y'know) 4. I'm like.... 5. Weird Can often be heard uttered by ignoramuses in one sentence. ie: "I'm like 'hello'?. It was kind-a-like, sort of... weird...... y'know what I mean?

Alarm that goes off when there should be a moment of silence

Clapper book (turns the pages of your book with 2 claps)

Floor Fans.

Anti-depressant pills that may cause suicidal tendencies

A flashdark for when it's too light

A Website teaching how to work the Internet

A black guy with a job.

A machine that both reads pointless inventions and comes up with new ones

blue oranges

the power to distinguish powered doughnut fillings after you eat them

A car with an engine that's powered by the kinetic energy of the car moving.

low-fat transfat

An inflatable dart board

Fat free butter

colored M&M's

Anti gravity floors

Bullets made from mercury instead of lead

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!