quiet alarm clock.

air-conditioned microwave oven

¿Es el FBI? Es que me estaba bajando una pelicula

Anti gravity floors

School

invisible paint

De-coffeenated Caffeine

Distractions

charcoal operated battery electric-powered generator LPG operated cellphone human-powered helicopter

A car whose motor turns itself off after a fatal crash, to save gas. Moral: And Ultimate Marvel vs Crapcom 3: Unless you have hyper ADHD the game will end in a flash.

Telescope contact lenses for farsightedness

darkbulb, to make light rooms dark

garlic-scented perfume

Solar-powered flashlight

Solar Powered Glow in the Dark Sunglasses

Sugary Toothpaste

Invisible Money. (I doubt anyone will believe its money...)

A Fireproof Match

Republicans

Internet explorer

A gun that has a flag saying, "bang!"

A Camera.... With a phone attached

Pubic hair....it's warm enough down there.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock, who's there? Not Sally.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!