Me

Cold Saunas

quiet alarm clock.

Agreeing to having read the Terms & Conditions

the ability to post Justin Bieber

A DVD Rewinder

Justin Bieber Haters (Don''t lie you know you love him)

MySpace

A robotic toe on your forehead

dehydrated water

Distractions

Sad clowns

Wind-powered fan.

CuddleUppets, PillowPets, Snuggies, all blanket/pillow things you see in infomercials.

Breakaway Condoms.

A battery charger powered by batteries

Terms of Service on a website

man tits

A Bullet Train from Dehli to Bombay..... hang on tightly!

Bean-flavored tofu.

god.. problem christians? troll troll troll troll troll

Ms.Spann

the jerk who made the anti-Islamic film people like him should fall of the Earth theres no room in this world for such hate and bigotry.

An interactive clock with arms and legs and also a top hat as well that walked like a human and followed you around throughout your day of activities and screeched the time every .8 minutes

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!