the ability to post Justin Bieber

Directionators. (fake fans of One Direction)

A pig massager

Barack Obama

Clear paint.

safeties on lighters.

Hilary Clinton

SPAGHETTI so chris doensnt die from shoving it in his arse repeatedly

Jacket with air conditioning

Invisible Money. (I doubt anyone will believe its money...)

Reusable Toilet Paper

Breakaway Condoms.

Solar-powered flashlight

advertisements that tell you not to buy anything

Space scented air

Grammatically incorrect 'filler' phrases and cliched words: 1. kinda like 2. sort of (pronounced sud'v) 3. You know (pronounce y'know) 4. I'm like.... 5. Weird Can often be heard uttered by ignoramuses in one sentence. ie: "I'm like 'hello'?. It was kind-a-like, sort of... weird...... y'know what I mean?

Aids

Plastic Tampons.

Redux: A time machine that takes two hours to activate and sends you one hour back in time. C-C-C-C-COMBO Moral:!!!!

The WNBA

condoms for masturbation

Easy Rip Condoms. Makes Baby Making Easy.

An eyedrop which is roll-on.

A water proof water bottle

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