De-coffeenated Caffeine

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Distractions

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charcoal operated battery electric-powered generator LPG operated cellphone human-powered helicopter

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See-through bodybags.

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A car whose motor turns itself off after a fatal crash, to save gas. Moral: And Ultimate Marvel vs Crapcom 3: Unless you have hyper ADHD the game will end in a flash.

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boomerang throwing knife.

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Telescope contact lenses for farsightedness

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darkbulb, to make light rooms dark

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garlic-scented perfume

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Solar Powered Glow in the Dark Sunglasses

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Invisible Money. (I doubt anyone will believe its money...)

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Banana peeler

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SPAGHETTI so chris doensnt die from shoving it in his arse repeatedly

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A gun that has a flag saying, "bang!"

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A Camera.... With a phone attached

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Internet explorer

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Pubic hair....it's warm enough down there.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock, who's there? Not Sally.

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An iPhone, but bigger and it can't call people

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advertisements that tell you not to buy anything

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A solid Straw.

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Clapper book (turns the pages of your book with 2 claps)

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Inflatable dart boards.

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Female vocal chords

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!