Satanism, AND atheism

The Internet

glow-in-the-dark sunglasses

Sunglasses for blind people

A solid Straw.

Sporks

An interactive clock with arms and legs and also a top hat as well that walked like a human and followed you around throughout your day of activities and screeched the time every .8 minutes

The worlds' largest functional toenail clippers

Recyclable toilet paper. - Anonymous

the Tinman's "heart" (it was just a clock)

A knuckle KNIFE with a folding blade. You know: you put your hand in it, then forget your fingers are in it, then try to close the blade. This makes the blade slash your fingers! [This is a REAL invention, by the way].

Rebecca Black.

Solar-powered flashlights

Brussels Spouts

A machine that brings you one second into the future.

*This pointless invention has been blocked by the cyber police* ... stupid bitch. -.-

The Human Centipede

Non-dairy Milk

an internet sight that teaches you how to use one

Moonglasses

Fake Soil made out of dirt

A solar-powered flashlight.

porn subtitles

camouflage with sewn in sequins

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!