Non-alcoholic beer

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A sword that melts in combat

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machine that turns the inventor into shit

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A Bullet Train from Dehli to Bombay..... hang on tightly!

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Facebook.

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Grammatically incorrect 'filler' phrases and cliched words: 1. kinda like 2. sort of (pronounced sud'v) 3. You know (pronounce y'know) 4. I'm like.... 5. Weird Can often be heard uttered by ignoramuses in one sentence. ie: "I'm like 'hello'?. It was kind-a-like, sort of... weird...... y'know what I mean?

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Clapper book (turns the pages of your book with 2 claps)

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Alarm that goes off when there should be a moment of silence

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Floor Fans.

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Anti-depressant pills that may cause suicidal tendencies

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A flashdark for when it's too light

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A black guy with a job.

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A Website teaching how to work the Internet

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A machine that both reads pointless inventions and comes up with new ones

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blue oranges

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the power to distinguish powered doughnut fillings after you eat them

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A car with an engine that's powered by the kinetic energy of the car moving.

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low-fat transfat

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An inflatable dart board

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Fat free butter

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colored M&M's

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Anti gravity floors

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Bullets made from mercury instead of lead

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Distractions

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!