MTV

Redux: A time machine that takes two hours to activate and sends you one hour back in time. C-C-C-C-COMBO Moral:!!!!

man tits

colorful snow. WARNING: do not put yellow on it

Non-slip Lubricating Jelly

Bills.

YOU!!!!!!!

An interactive clock with arms and legs and also a top hat as well that walked like a human and followed you around throughout your day of activities and screeched the time every .8 minutes

A Website teaching how to work the Internet

flammable water

Fireproof gasoline

Gender specific port-a-potties

A tungsten balloon.

A time machine that takes two hours to work and sends you one hour back in time. M-M-M-M-MORAL: KILL KILL kill kill kill...

Powdered Water

Cold Saunas

quiet alarm clock.

Agreeing to having read the Terms & Conditions

Napalm Based Fire Extinguishers

the ability to post Justin Bieber

A DVD Rewinder

Justin Bieber Haters (Don''t lie you know you love him)

The useless piece of skin around the vagina... the Woman.

MySpace

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