octopus handcuffs

the appendix

Flavored Condoms

Satanism, AND atheism

braille on restroom doors

Odourless deodorant (super strength)

Ms.Spann

a dosh bag but only works on leons bum crack

YOU!!!!!!!

An interactive clock with arms and legs and also a top hat as well that walked like a human and followed you around throughout your day of activities and screeched the time every .8 minutes

Underwear with edges that fuse to your skin creating a hermetic seal, and you cannot take them off. Imagine farting...

Straight mans guide on how to make love to other straight men.

The ability to eat as much as you want and still gain weight.

A glass hammer

lightweight hammer

Your penis.

Televisions built into coffins.

Dehydrated water...

A dark bulb. Too much sun? Don't close the blinds, turn on the dark!

Males, and Male rights

A rubber that doesn't clean

braille keyboards for the iPad

"Insert coin": The game Arcade edition! Just insert the money and leave right away, saves up to several hours of stressing gameplay! Its not like you are getting the money back you know! Moral: Reminds me of a arcade hall I saw in Chile once, only one cabinet had a screen, but no working "game tokens" receiver :P, they also had a ping pong board with no ball, no idea why the hell the place was even open at all XP

Hairspray filled fire extinguishers.

Pointless Inventions

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