Gluten free flower.

a chuck norris-sized bed (he doesn't sleep, he waits)

Your mom

garlic-scented perfume

michael smith

A Fireproof Match

DVD rewinder

paper måché bombs

Toilet paper holder hat

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A gun that has a flag saying, "bang!"

Black people

glow-in-the-dark sunglasses

man tits

Alarm that goes off when there should be a moment of silence

A Bullet Train from Dehli to Bombay..... hang on tightly!

An invisiblw watch

a rainbow without children to smile at it

Sugar free sugar.

Female vocal chords

A black guy with a job.

An interactive clock with arms and legs and also a top hat as well that walked like a human and followed you around throughout your day of activities and screeched the time every .8 minutes

anti- Hitler vests

The modern idea that we live in a free society when we are all slaves to debt.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!