Powdered Water

Transparent Liquid Paper

selling empty bottles to people that are not thirsty

a global remote control that only works on mars TV's

Napalm Based Fire Extinguishers

The useless piece of skin around the vagina... the Woman.

MySpace

I completely agree with you guys. Moral: How could such a smooth guy like me ever be pointy?

An ultralight origami aircraft

Non-stick glue

Pop/house/electro homage to rock and roll.

vagina and virginia

The white crayon, marker or colored pencil.

To comment below: Dont worry, I will assist in your suicide, besides what does a dead man fear of being charged for? Immoral: You know me.

(Going for comment in first 10 pages)... Justin Bieber. (too easy (??_?)...)

Time machine... I mean. Tie machine...I mean. I don't know.

Mac Computers

paper måché bombs

a hitler action figure

solar power night vision goggles

An iPhone, but bigger and it can't call people

Twilight

Women's Rights

Alarm that goes off when there should be a moment of silence

Pointless Inventions

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