A knuckle KNIFE with a folding blade. You know: you put your hand in it, then forget your fingers are in it, then try to close the blade. This makes the blade slash your fingers! [This is a REAL invention, by the way].

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A solar powered flashight

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super-glue for eyelids.

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school

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really attractive children

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water resistant umbrella

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Charlie Sheen

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Timeline on Facebook

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Convertible Submarine

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A steam powered kettle

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Diet Soda.

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A rubber that doesn't clean

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A warning: no running with scissors sign that can only be read while running with scissors

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chairs in a hall ment for stand-up comedy.

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educational video games

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GAME CUBE

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a global remote control that only works on mars TV's

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*This pointless invention has been blocked by the cyber police* ... stupid bitch. -.-

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Obama

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A pig massager

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A battery powered battery recharger.

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A lightbulb, that only shines on things worth looking at!

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An airbag

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Your mom

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!