the Tinman's "heart" (it was just a clock)

A glass hammer

Cody Simpson

A phone that sends an electric jolt to your crotch to signal incoming texts. This feature is permanant.

nuns

earphones for the deaf ?

anybody who is reading this

an internet sight that teaches you how to use one

Commercial file sharing software

a cupless bra

A hair dryer for drying your fire.

you

Guy: Want to hear a funny joke??? Guy #2: Sure. Guy: Woman's rights!!!

perforated condoms

Underwear with edges that fuse to your skin creating a hermetic seal, and you cannot take them off. Imagine farting...

texting

The idea of writing your name at the end of an entry so people know you wrote it.-Tony

Taste PIZZWATEX Refreshing and right from the finest toilets of England.

bacon flavored hunting camo

Noise cancelling Harrington aids

The Shake Weight

A chair with no seat

Solar-powered torch

That shitty game Braid (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braid_(video_game))

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!