Hilary Clinton

garlic-scented perfume

Poop scented candle/ air freshener

breathable condoms

Penut butter on a pesticide mouse trap

The ability to walk as fast as you can run

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock, who's there? Not Sally.

An iPhone, but bigger and it can't call people

a phone without a screen

clear coat. why waste more money on something that still shows when it gets scratched and makes no difference at all?

Solar powerd flash light

Megahit songs about not needing money.

Cold resistant ice cream.

Charlie Sheen

Timeline on Facebook

ibeprophen with a tendency to give you a headache

Transparent colored pencils

A vacuum cleaner that can pick up 3 bowling balls

A warning: no running with scissors sign that can only be read while running with scissors

The words to the right that know when a virus is using the site because the virus can't read the squiggly letters. I guess I'm a virus.

Religion

a machine that tells you the life left in a battery, but uses the battery's power

.45 caliber with cannon bullets

That shitty game Braid (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braid_(video_game))

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!