a condom with valve.

Jake Jiang

a musical instrument for playing rests.

Chuck Norris repellent (can not exist)

a hands-free mouse

Glow in the dark camouflage pants.

Powdered Water!

Glow-in-the-dark pacemaker.

The WNBA

Your Mom.

A wheelchair with pedals

A printer that prints blank sheets of paper

naw instead of no

I have read and agree to the (f***ing) terms of service

Never mind, in a moment of weakness I let myself go, NEVAR AGAIN! The day the whole world is against Moral Man, Moral Man will take on the world! Moral: I stand against all from religious Zealots to people that abuse others, I also speak my mind, if that is pointless, then so be it.

whatever is behind you

ME! Moral: I see why I am more useful than a square wheel though, because I keep on rollin even though people are hatin. On a second thought I hardly see how that makes me more useful... FUUUUUUUUUUUU...

tipless condoms

Perpetuum Mobile...

women out of the kitchen

Solar powered flashlight?

Cordless extension cord

Condoms.

A website about how to go on the internet

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!