Taxes.

Solar powered flashlight?

seedless peanuts

Internet law

a hands-free mouse

ME! Moral: I see why I am more useful than a square wheel though, because I keep on rollin even though people are hatin. On a second thought I hardly see how that makes me more useful... FUUUUUUUUUUUU...

Cat beds.

Never mind, in a moment of weakness I let myself go, NEVAR AGAIN! The day the whole world is against Moral Man, Moral Man will take on the world! Moral: I stand against all from religious Zealots to people that abuse others, I also speak my mind, if that is pointless, then so be it.

A printer that prints blank sheets of paper

AJ's Wiener

Wired cellphone

a condom with valve.

Left handed Baseball bats

Chuck Norris repellent (can not exist)

Undergorund airplane

Lightweight paperweights.

Glow-in-the-dark pacemaker.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Besides ridiculous weak ignorant people... Moral Man is a creation, not a invention. Moral: Foes of mine, know my name and fear it! Supporters of mine, know I speak for us all, however many or few you may be, I fear not say my mind, none shall be left alone in the darkness!

Solar powered flashlight

naw instead of no

Snuggie

Lil Wayne

Sperm favored condoms

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!