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Poop masher in toilet

Bread-less Toast

Eurovision, its singing not eye tests

Bison.They just stand there going "a car let me hug it".

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your mom's blue waffles

A Submarine washer.

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THE CAPS LOCK KEY

A microphone you have to scream into

American Idol on DVD

Algebra

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A protective case for the nokia 3310 phone.

Solar powered night light.

An eye cursor. Or a cursor that can be controlled by your eye.

Microsoft :(

The cowardly lion's courage (It was a medal)

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!