A silencer for tanks...

Are you tired of money clogging up your wallet and weighing your pockets down? Introducing your kids!

Mexicans

A Submarine washer.

THE CAPS LOCK KEY

keyless keyboard

Locomotive steering wheel

A microphone you have to scream into

American Idol on DVD

soaler power blacklight

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online games

An eye cursor. Or a cursor that can be controlled by your eye.

Microsoft :(

Poop masher in toilet

virgin mary

fireproof lighter

Bread-less Toast

Leet

A book In which teaching blind people to read

Weman

aids

Sugar Free Sugar

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!