a lightbulb that only lights up ideas worth looking at

A dikc, which is a dick with the bell end cut off and sewn on backwards. No good for sex but stops that nasty masterbating...forever. don't play with yer dikc!

rank oder

Hot water powered water heater

Miniature iPad.

hand washed paper plates

The Space Biro

jesus

A fireproof pen

shoes that are shaped and painted like feet -jesse

All of Apples products.

Fat Free Bacon.

CCTV Footages that are too blurry to make out but are still used to try to find the culprits

Women's rights.

online games

Too Easy!...It's Here: Timer Lipstick Timer Foundation Bullet Proof Whip Hair-Made by willow smith Tron Boots Ballpen Catcher Plasma Glasses-Like Cyclops Rocket Gum Shotgun Shoulder Bag Rocket Bag

self-destruct button on a mine.

Adhesive sesame seed

Strawberry flavored shoes.

Drink-warming ice cubes

Braille on drive through ATM number pads.

church

soy flavored steaks, for those vegetarians who just can't stick with it!

a slow clock

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!