brix shiting machine

A security system that will allow access if you get "Close Enough" with the password.

BO flavored deoderant

high school

explosive pencil, pen and marker

decaffeinated coffee

Motionless escalator

Silent Alarm Clock

SHIT MAKER

Indestructible pinata.

Jesus from Nazareth:The turn based strategy game Xbox exclusive.

a slow clock

rank oder

See-through clothes

Ultimate Level Designers

3-sided cracker

(packet of nuts) May contain nuts

Remote control without buttons

A computer program that installs viruses, close the internet at any time, and alerts everyone you know about what you're doing on the computer.

Virtual boy

soccer

Mexico.

A dikc, which is a dick with the bell end cut off and sewn on backwards. No good for sex but stops that nasty masterbating...forever. don't play with yer dikc!

A book on how to read does not need to contain text morons, it can contain enough images to help you figure out how to read! And THAT you vote up with the top ten? Moral: Your source of awesome wisdom, handsomness, epicness, and YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Pointless Inventions

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