A detailed essay in the language this sentence is in, telling one how to speak English.

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a trampoline to jump onto your trampoline

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Weapons for pacifists! They dont work.

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Blockbuster. IT GOT PWNED BY REDBOX AND OLDFLIX YEAH! Moral: If you are sad because you lost your job, you can come work for me, I will pay you half of what you earn for me! ECONOMY SUCCESS!

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underwater waterbed

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powdered water ( just add water to get more water)

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Kosher prostitute

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Microwaveable ice cube tray

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Habanero flavourd knives and forks

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Hiking

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Blue paint

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airbag with bicycle pump

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Disappearing toilet paper after use.

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fireproof matches

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Airplane airbags

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Bacon flavored underwear(for hunting)

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automatic soap dispenser

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adoption

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popes

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Chocolate-flavoured breast milk...........actually....

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A silent movie for blind people

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a coupon for scissors that needs to be cut out

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That stupid bit of skin around a vagina.. Oh, a woman, that's it.

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12 different brands of Lemon-Lime Soda

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!