Soap on a rope.

A environment friendly sun-charging remote control that takes too long to charge for each channel in order to channel surf during the commercials. Moral: Screw the rainforest! All three remaining trees of it!

keyless keyboard

Those things that clip on to coat hangers to tell size

The film "Never Say Never"

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invisible ink

Poor Dora doesn't know that Swipper is actually border patrol.

Cigarettes

Ashtray on a motorcycle

glass tornado/hurricane shelter

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air guitar tuner

Disappearing toilet paper after use.

Chewing gum on a stick

A wind powered paper air plane

websites with audio but no volume control.

MANSWEAT ON SPRAYCANS! Because you can never smell enough LIKE THE REAL MAN YOU ARE IF YOU USE ENOUGH MANSMELL! TESTICLES! ARMPITS! ALL SORTS OF 100 percent natural odors. Moral: Moral man still in stock! Smell like the man known as the third most useless invention today!

A flame retardant match.

A music player that does everything but play music

An inflatable dartboard!

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Pointless Inventions

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