square wheels

baby making condoms

Propel - Water Flavor

Forks and knives hahahaha it s easier eating with your hands

3D monocle for blind people

A wheel-chair with a magnetic pull to swimming pools

invisible clothes

Flammable Fire Extinguisher

Microwaveable ice cube tray

a new viagra in...suppository form........

A toilet that grabs your poo

A battery operated battery charger.

A Lock on every 24/7(24 hours in 7 days weekly) stores

Fake sperm: For all your "embarrass yourself and your mom moments!" Make a memory, today! *cheery music* "Hey mom, I want to show you something!" "Eh son what is that? Its all sticky and wet and... oh my God I..." "Eh nothing mom, I was just uh... well spider web?, lol mom actually I bought a bag of fake sperm and" "Son, what you do is natural but eh.." "NO I SWEAR ITS FROM FAKESPERM.COM!" "No need to be ashamed son, well actually be very ashamed!" Moral: AHAHAHA HILARIOUS SHAMEFUL AND DISGUSTING MEMORIES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

the ability to post Justin Bieber

Bugspray without deet

Vagina

cellphone that runs on car batteries

a "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" button.

shoes that are shaped and painted like feet -jesse

Shorts called pants.

Disolving condoms.

a fork made out of rubber

That stupid bit of skin around a vagina.. Oh, a woman, that's it.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!