Justin Beiber penis

A magnetic stimulation hat that gives you searing headaches and makes you retarded.

A machine that instantly turns icecubes into drinkable water.

A computer that teaches you how to use an computer

The alternative number pad on your keyboard

wake up calls in hospital to give you something to help you sleep when you were already sleeping!

Undramatic chipmunks

nuclear for wars when we can use it for peace

a chocolate fire alarm

Lime green firetrucks.

Metal toilet paper

a girlfriend.

A telescope, that ranges so far that it actually zooms past the whole galaxy, and back to where you are.

You

the microwave crockpot

Wii

tattoos where you cant see them

Scene Girls

Meatless double cheeseburger... without the cheese.

A wooden axe

Polka triangled fabric.

Down-to-Earth imaginative individuals.

paper mache boat

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!