nuclear for wars when we can use it for peace

scripted reality shows

Cats

Glass underwear

Anything consumable in "light" or "zero" form.

A music player that does everything but play music

Left handed videogame controllers.

Airplane seatbelts

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A collander spoon.

Inaudible microphone

artificial computer

A detailed essay in the language this sentence is in, telling one how to speak English.

Glow in the dark light bulb

From the makers of Shake Flashlight: Shake Car Headlights No batteries required

dynamite candle

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Rebecca Black

book to learn to read

You.

Edible tampons

Boobs on a nun.

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Strip Solitaire

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!