Motionless escalator

A computer program that installs viruses, close the internet at any time, and alerts everyone you know about what you're doing on the computer.

invisible ink

SHIT MAKER

Cigarettes

Poor Dora doesn't know that Swipper is actually border patrol.

Fireproof matches

You.

Left Handed Hammer

Tim tebow

Facebook Games

Ashtray on a motorcycle

me

air guitar tuner

Japan

Chewing gum on a stick

Goats, but also bee's. And people that keep them.

MANSWEAT ON SPRAYCANS! Because you can never smell enough LIKE THE REAL MAN YOU ARE IF YOU USE ENOUGH MANSMELL! TESTICLES! ARMPITS! ALL SORTS OF 100 percent natural odors. Moral: Moral man still in stock! Smell like the man known as the third most useless invention today!

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pointles machine that makes pointles machines that makes pointles machines that makes pointles machines thats pointless

A environment friendly sun-charging remote control that takes too long to charge for each channel in order to channel surf during the commercials. Moral: Screw the rainforest! All three remaining trees of it!

Sex Chatroom looking for world of warcraft players

A music player that does everything but play music

Icy skateboard ramp

Pointless Inventions

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