You

clowns who do funerals

gravel based lubrication

A hover craft that flys underground

Vagina-scented pads.

School

me

Indestructible pinata.

A wind powered air conditioner ( Why would want to use an air conditioner if their in wind? )

Shoes for hands.

Fake sperm: For all your "embarrass yourself and your mom moments!" Make a memory, today! *cheery music* "Hey mom, I want to show you something!" "Eh son what is that? Its all sticky and wet and... oh my God I..." "Eh nothing mom, I was just uh... well spider web?, lol mom actually I bought a bag of fake sperm and" "Son, what you do is natural but eh.." "NO I SWEAR ITS FROM FAKESPERM.COM!" "No need to be ashamed son, well actually be very ashamed!" Moral: AHAHAHA HILARIOUS SHAMEFUL AND DISGUSTING MEMORIES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

dvd rewinders

penis flavoured condoms

automatic soap dispenser

soda stream

invisible statue

sign language keyboard

Cube shaped bowling ball

From the makers of Shake Flashlight: Shake Car Headlights No batteries required

An app to find you're phone.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

a keyboard for non-handed people

Homeopathy

people not speaking ENGLISH in AMERICA!!

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