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ROGAIN SHAVING CREAM,,.,

Peddle powered wheelchairs

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Poor Dora doesn't know that Swipper is actually border patrol.

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clowns who do funerals

gravel based lubrication

A hover craft that flys underground

Vagina-scented pads.

An eye removal kit

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Inflatable dartboard

water proof candles

A wind powered air conditioner ( Why would want to use an air conditioner if their in wind? )

Shoes for hands.

A bladeless sword

coke flavored pepsi

powder water

dvd rewinders

Vagina

automatic soap dispenser

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!