Dissolving Condoms

The Fax Machine

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Lime green firetrucks.

religion

braille on speed limit signs

Rebecca Black & Amanda Bieber

a polar bear colouring book

Shoes for hands.

The wheel

coke flavored pepsi

Clothes. Simply Clothes.

Coloured Whiteboards

Left handed videogame controllers.

A DVD-rewinder.

ROGAIN SHAVING CREAM,,.,

sign language keyboard

Eats Taco... Nothing falls out.

iPad2

Solar powered flashlights

the condom in your dads wallet the morning after you were conceived

Wheelchair with pedals.

The alarm clock that can do different types of farts as its alarm.

vaccum sealed oxygen tank

Pointless Inventions

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