a microphone that doesn't let you talk

thumb_up thumb_down -116

GOD

thumb_up thumb_down +109

glass tornado shelter

thumb_up thumb_down +101

Tin-crowave microwave made out of tin foil

thumb_up thumb_down +83

Dirt polisher. Get that dirt nice and shiny.

thumb_up thumb_down +81

Dehydrated water

thumb_up thumb_down +75

the condom in your dads wallet the morning after you were conceived

thumb_up thumb_down +65

a health and safety non slip slide for kids (there's one at my local family center!!!)

thumb_up thumb_down +61

Unrequited love

thumb_up thumb_down +55

motorcycle ashtray

thumb_up thumb_down +53

The internet

thumb_up thumb_down +51

Glow-in-the-dark Ninja Outfit

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Scrabble- letters not included

thumb_up thumb_down +49

A solar flashlight.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

A barrel shaped and sized teleporter that allows you to teleport inside of it.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Dehydrated Water - Just add water

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Stick shift with braille.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A wind powered paper air plane

thumb_up thumb_down +19

My dick. No one seems to want to use it, but me of course.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

waterless watermelons

thumb_up thumb_down -5

bureaucracy

thumb_up thumb_down -9

the internet

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Insta-water (Just add water and stirr)

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Math

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!