Adolf Hitler

turn signal on a monorail

A smoke alarm that goes off only when there is no fire, and stops when there is one. --though it might technically work, it would be so not worth it.

Man Nipples

Y U NOT RUNNING?! IM SCARY!?!? RAWRR

~motorcycle with airbags (unless you crash while going 200 mph)~

Jersey Shore

School,

Submarine ejection seat

JAPCUM RESENTS: ULTIMATE BARBELL VS JAPCUM 3!: Who the hell gives a damn about what happens to the fucking universes. Moral: HADOUHADOUHADOUHADOUHADOUHADOUKEN! AND POWER OF THE, POWER OF, POWER OF, POWER THE DESTRUCTOR, POWER OF THE CREATOR!

a penis that can't ejaculate

Invisible TV.

a book made out of water about water

transparent underwears

Justin Beiber AND Selena Gomez.

Steam powered dehumidifier

A bladeless sword

A bicycle for the disabled

Flaming ice cubes.

Anything consumable in "light" or "zero" form.

Women.

jordan hickey

Square Tires for Carts

social miedia (instagram,twitter,facebook,reddit,fickr,ETC(NOT youtube!!!))

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!