billiards ball. but any other "round" object as well.

The internet

School,

You

water absorbant clothing.

Guy: I want you for much more than just sex baby, I mean in fact I dont even want you for it unless you want! Girl: Really? Uh, why? Guy: I can suck my own turkey. Moral: Ugh... Geeks and Yoga, kill em with Yoga fire (you relax, go into a deep state of mind, and then apparently you yell it while blowing outwards, the details are a bit fuzzy)

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Battery operated Battery Changer, Batteries not included.

Smiley face stickers

This website...

Electric-powered fur coat.

A silencer for an rocket launcher.

Anti-sleeping bench.

Guide dogs for the colour blind.

Penis Shirking Cream

A wheelchair with pedals

A braille picture book

Man Nipples

Ionosphere scented perfume.

Dirt polisher. Get that dirt nice and shiny.

low fat anti-anoerxia pills

Vegan Burgers

easy remove anchor

A machine that instantly turns icecubes into drinkable water.

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